Friday, August 14, 2009

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Dear world I am hoping for a new opportunity to start a new career.

I know this may not be a good time, but I do hope for a miracle.

Shall I start with a resume, please help.

The last time I had a job interview was to be a home planner. (stay at home wife SAHW)

The starting salary was not that fantastic but my employer is really a kind man.

There wasn't alot of household chores to be done as he is a very clean and neat man himself.

In fact I was not lack of anything and he worked very hard back then so that he can give this employee the extra bonuses.

Thank you.

However, as soon as I fit into the astronaut suit, I tender my resignation as a home planner.

Honestly being an astronaut is the best deal I can ever dream of.

However it breaks my heart when the boys are down with a temperature and they are missing dat imaginary home nurse with that imaginary sexy nurse uniform.

And where was I when a close childhood friend loses a family member?

My heart feels for my friend.

So am I ready to be of service on earth.

Do I have a resume ready?

Big question mark, are there any openings at this point of time.

Wait, let me pop a melatonin first.

I probably talk more sense when I am not fighting with moon time.

And I probably sleep better with my boys around.

Good night world, I miss Earth.

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