The "wannabe" Beauty Queen..

I am practising for the beauty pageant can.

"World Peace"

Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs

oh the beauty queen of the day..

I text Azrieda this morning..

"Good morning sleeping beauty, what a sleepy morning"

she replied

"Good morning snow white, ya it is *yawns*

Azrieda, If I am snow white who are my seven dwarfs??

Hey dwarfs have minimum height requirement tau~ *personal joke*

Happy birthday darling..

PS: My dear darling, it was not meant for you or anybody.. All you need to do is ask..

You notice my blog has a lot of personal jokes..

And my dear you are not part of it.

You shocked us.

Why be a participant when there isn't any competition in the first place eh??

Cheh..

You got no topic to blog isit!!

LOL okay just kidding.

My Cute Mr Singapore Universe

If the world world must know, Rayn loves the camera..Singapore next top model?Rayn will you fulfill mummy's dream?

The "wannabe" Idols

Ambituous me. Besides being a high flying waitress, I have always wanted to be star! To be exact a SUPERSTAR. If the whole world must know, I love to sing and I do sound like a toad.

Yes as usual, I would drag my group of lovely friends for a singing session. I have known this bunch of friends my whole life, to be exact, 16 years. Sha if you are reading this, shall we include you the next outing? You seem like a super busy man!

Karaokey-ing was super fun. Thanks hor. At least I get to be a star eh in that room. If the whole world must know again, I have always wanted to be a model too. Thanks to the fact I have stopped growing taller, sadly its had only became a dream. (I am talking about cat walk models)

My girlfriend was complaining to me, with regards to the sister who always have these "wannabes" dreams. In fact she joined most of the competitions TV had offered. The problem is, my girlfriend told me her sister is no star, hence she will be making a fool out of herself.

I disagree on THAT FACT. Let's not stop their determination to be star, even if its for that few seconds. Encouragement should be given. I understand some do not posses the cut to make it. How will we know?? At least these youngsters will have no regrets!! I envy their courage. Seriously I do!!!

For me, I am a scaredy cat, losing face and making a fool out of myself is my main concern. So sometimes I do ask A.L silly questions, if I was much younger, and there were so many competitions available & if I had tried. Will I be a star?? (perasan) LOL!!!! Seriously lah~ I envy ladies who participates in Beauty pageants! I admire their guts and wittiness.

Being sore losers, woman or me especially, will probably scrutinize them looking out for any single defects. In general, woman will have the tendency of giving out comments on how "not pretty" our Miss Singapore Universe is. AGAIN I disagree on that fact. Maybe there wasn't enough competition, so why don't you try it YOURSELF???

For me height is an issue. If only I am 10 centimetres taller!! And when I am that tall, FACE or even BODY will be the next issue heh. I was just wondering, are there any beauty competitions available for the MRS of course. Can I join and make a fool out of myself? Now that I found a job, I can afford a personal trainer lah! LOL!!! I am sure there will be ALOT of competitions heh with the modern upcoming sexy mothers these days.

COMPETITION HEH.

Don't worry, I will not bother about the WINNING part. Joining such competitions will already make someone a winner! It takes a lot of guts okay! Do you have them?? I am still searching for mine.Azrieda, I seem to have height issues. Can I borrow your heels?LoL!!!! Amusing heh..

Confession Of A tai tai wannabe

I was the happiest when A.L told me that I could quit my job & start a family. It was like a dream come true to be a tai tai. I missed out the wannabe part of course. However being jobless was a wonderful feeling, notice the usage of "was".

I thought being the wife of the S-League football player, I will be able to enjoy the luxury of high tea, spa & membership to exclusive clubhouses. Note: I failed to notice the difference between EPL & S-League.

In fact I am not that high maintenance girl or A-List spouse like some mentioned. I lead an ordinary life whose husband works hard to earn a living. Don't be fooled by my collection of Gucci, Prada & Lois Vuitton. Those were hard earned money from my past 10 years of working!


Initially when I quit, I thought I would be happy spending his money away. I was wrong! I watched his games most of the time. Every time he fell on the pitch and earned himself a free kick it actually pains me. If the whole world must know, my husband is a man who never complains of pain or hard work. Despite all this, he still comes home and entertain my complaint of the slightest headache. Selfish on my part.

One year of being jobless, I have seen for myself how hard he worked for the family. Tending to those injuries. Coping with his "bad boy" image with the media. It is not that easy. I can clearly remember the $2000 fine imposed on him for his vulgarities used on the national coach, it was during the last trimester of our pregnancy. Blamed it on his act, but that amount of money could easily cover CHILDBIRTH hookay. What happened to sympathy/empathy? Well at least he is not banned from playing. I dare not ask for much!

Someone had a conversation with me sometime ago.

Person: "What does your husband do for a living?"
Me: "Oh he is a footballer"
Person: "Oh who is he?"
Me: "Oh you wouldn't know him"
Person: "Is he David Beckham?"
Me: "LOL, Oh I hate to disappoint you, he is not. I don't mind becoming Victoria!"

Seriously, my husband is no Beckham. I am no Paris Hilton too, I do repeat my clothes. I do not live like a superstar. I may be fat now, but I do not ask for a personal trainer. I maybe struggling with household chores & motherhood but I did not ask for an extra hand. I may need hair treatment but I depend on Dove hair conditioner! I may need a good massage from a well known spa but I just go and find my kakak urut.

My dearest A.L, I do fear when your glory days will be over. When your days are over, I will still sing praises to Rayn of your achievements back then. Never will I forget those wonderful moments of yours. Even when you are no longer in the league, you will still be my hero.

I thank you for the past one year. Today I quit being a tai tai. Oh the "wannabe" tai tai I mean.

Mini Me

"Happy Fathers' Day daddy"

Muka penyapu lidi heh? LOL!!

peace eh

takot gegel..

Blue sweater from Eza.Azrieda said that I can use the jacket when I take Rayn to Paris with me..Will dreams come true???I hope so..


Don't they both look like dolls..***Azmi if I publish your picture here, will you promise to take more pictures of us in future & not be difficult!!!???BluekkPresenting our personal photographer!!

Azmi I see you got yourself quite a "model" for your wife heh.
So who is the midget now?

Me??

Then how to open/close overhead compartments eh?

LOL..

Not funny kan..

Sleeping Beauty

We had a date with Ct Nurse & family.
And Yes, we hate to disappoint them of course.
No Rayn = No Romos

You expected this right?

Oops you guys spotted me napping in the car instead!

LOL!!!

Yes, running around these days had really made me extremely tired!

And thanks Lolok for the help.

I took some photos of you guys that night.

Will upload soon.

Educators

A plate of rice a day keeps the doctor away? Salah/wrong, its suppose to be an apple right?And yes, I am big fan of "Nasi Campur" or should I say we/us?? Rice for brunch, yup that was our meal.

I have been busy running around these few days. Thanks to Azrieda, she is just a phone call away. Oh no; its not about letting her babysit Rayn. Azrieda you are definitely not in my list of babysitters,However I can use you for some company while running errands instead!

Azrieda uses little treats to bribe children hookay!!Upon receiving the little treats the kids will be trained to say "sweet" things to her!!!!I saw it with my own eyes, how magical her little treats worked on kids!!

Early childhood professional?

Talking about professionals, yes my dearest checher kin came along too. Kin promised to tutor Rayn in the near future at a 50% discount. Good deal huh.Kin I only choose the best tau! In my eyes you are the best. LOL!!

By the way, brunch was fantastic. Thank you ladies~ for the great company.

Vespa

Shoutout to Tini: The New red is finally out.

When are you taking me for a ride.

Boleh pakai helmet I yang orbit nak mampos!!!

In fact semua helmet I orbit heh..

LOL!!
but hor Tini asal tak kena stop ngan police sal helmet sudah.

LOL!!
*personal joke*
Shall I spray the helmet to orange.. Lagi ORBIT!!!!
Orange & Pink!!!
duhh!!!

Chain City

Anyway, who invented this chain game huh.. (tagged by Joy)

TEN (10) Reasons Why Mummy Married Daddy

1.I love him (that's very basic right)
2.To have you Rayn.(surprisingly you turn out cute = my genes & I bet everyone disagree)
3.His dimples.(Rayn where's yours; probably hidden inside ur chubby cheeks?)
4.I feel 16 next to him. LOL
5.He says he loves me everyday before he leaves for work.(duh!!)
6.I am an SPG, and if you notice he is blonde.
7.He lies about how slim I am even up to this day.(Bluek)
8.We always do things together, he calls me shadow!!
9.He is my soulmate. (soulmates are suppose to be forever & ever right!)
10.He is the most patient man when comes to dealing with me. (I am not lying!! )

Do I actually need 10 reasons to marry this man. He is such a darling.

Next to continue this chain game;

Azrieda (belum jadi mummy boleh participate?)
Sue
Aisah
Ct Butterfly
Ayu (advance boleh? LOL)

Tipah

Happy 3 months..

To Audi too...