Intoxicated

I was chatting with a close girlfriend of mine, let's not mention names, since its gonna be a cartoon story of her. The comical antics of her!! We were just chatting about "bawang putih, bawang merah." According to her, the story is too slow. Duh kata cinetron!!!

Then she asked me, whether I have a friendster account, she go like "lerr pakai lah nama melayu kau, senang nak cari" then few minutes after she added me,

"eh kau dah jadi kawan aku ni."

DUH!!!

We were both talking about retirement, how we want to be pekebun (farmer) in future, haha..She told me a story about she and her girlfriend, not me okay!! They saw a Mango tree infront of their house (talking about Singapore) both of them actually plucked the mangoes to bring home, they even text their boyfriends "eh siap kan kicap and cili padi ok, kite dapat banyak mangga."

I was shocked, "Oik kene saman baru tahu eh" she started giggling, yup at that point she didn't know. They must have forgotten the part which says,

Singapore is a Fine City..

DUH!!!!

Next is her ABC story, we went to a coffeshop, the apek asked "Minum apa?" she replied,

"I WANT ABC." suddenly there was a stare of silence from all of us!!

back home, ABC means Air batu campur!! She expected for this..



and she got this... ABC STOUT..



she was shocked.. & we started giggling!!! "kite orang ingat lu champion minum stout!!!" My lovely "princess" hehe, it may ring a bell to some of my friends!! Did I just blurt out her identity!!

Ooops..

Doctor Evil..

Thanks to mum,
A.L & me are super addicted
to..
Bawang Putih Bawang Merah..
It is not ingredients
for my cooking!! Duh..


It is an Indonesian so called
soap opera..
tv series..
but something a little
different from
Hikmah...
Hikmah its just
too heartbreaking
for me..

Storyline..
Its all started with
jealousy & hatred..
Sigh..

No wonder,
World peace is
an all time favourite answer
in beauty pageants..

The Bad in this series
managed to win the trust
of the Good..
So dramatic..
so flawless..
On how the Bad can really
think of ways and means
to convince the Good..

But at the end of the day,
the true colours of the Bad,
will reveal on its own right?
I am staying positive for the ending..
I like endings like
"And they live happily ever after"
Just like in fairy tales...hmm~

Smoke gets In my Eyes..

Heard Of soccer legend Pele??
Yes?? No??
Maybe Beckham is more prominent
to talk about right??
Sorry no hot pictures of Beckham!!

My A.L can??



Eh so out context!!

Actually I am gonna blog about an article
which caught my attention,

taken from the Newpaper..

ENTER THE PELE EXPRESS..



"Give players the freedom of expression."

That will be Pele's coaching mantra
at the proposed Pele Sports Academy
should Eight Wonder win the bid for
Singapore's second intergrated resort On Sentosa..

Coaching Philosophy

"The problem with most coaches, especially those at the youth levels,
is that they do not allow their players to express themselves
freely on the field.."



Hmm..
I was just wondering,
What happen to most of our local legends??
Our Locals??
With foreign talent coaching..
How are we progressing??


What happen to the Kallang Roar??



Congrats to Tampines Rovers Football club for
winning the RHB Singapore Cup 2006..
For some senior legends in the team, playing on the
field, sure has taken some back to the
old memory lane..

It brought me memories while I was growing up..
I am not saying you guys are too old to play..
Most people do not stay up there for too long..
I would say you guys played gracefully~
Something to be proud of!!

And more pictures here..

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My picture again can??



Not again!!!
I am getting out of context cheh!!
My half naked man & me~
what's the connection??
Anyway..
Don't stare too long..

Silly Question!!



Mental Block!!

How was your weekend?
Mine was great..
Maybe For those who tried
to visit my blog
Few days back..
it requires some password
right??

Ooops
I WAS TALKING BAD ABOUT YOU!!!
haha just kidding~
Nothing of that sort..

Why have a blog??
When it is not meant for viewing??
I choose to write right??
I was just playing some guessing games..
Some managed to hack or answer
the question~ so smart!!
I loike you horr!!


Surprisingly I had only few people tagging,
but a series of big companies,
I.P addresses..
page uploading ..
trying to attempt
to answer..
(You claimed that you are smart, cheh!!)
Let's not talk about stats..
I am not popular yet *yawns*
Shall not state the figures horr!!
You win lor~

Weird right,
my readers are mostly silent readers
not very expressive ones..
Or are they people who view my blog
To puke & scrutinise every single
sentence that I write???
I simply wonder..

Maybe I should just move and run

to another address..
Oh dear I am craving
for..

Attention!!!

Am I getting boring here??
Hope not..

To all, please..
enjoy reading my entries..
And please horr,
to my blast from the past..
STOP asking me to play guessing games..
Its not about being busy..
Its just,
we are mature adults,
COME STRAIGHT TO THE POINT!!
Don't even start the conversation
If you have no intention of
disclosing..
Oh well!!

Enjoy my entries while it last *winks*

Paperdoll

I nudge Paperdoll on Friday..
Azrieda, what will I do without you?
Oh, more like without each other.
Oooppssss....

Seems like its just the two us..
Since checher Meiling
has been busy with her

Assignments..or ehemm?



Love is In the air??

Are you floating now..Hehe..
Anyway I am happy for you!!

Here's some pictures..
What's a blog without pictures right??
May as well I take part in
Essay writing competition horr..
I only read checher Meiling's long essay..
cos when I am tired, I can continue
the next day..
Cos her updates are like
"8 days" magazine..
Weekly updated.. or longer!!

then,
you will be able to see one entry..
*blink eyes at kin*hehe!!












We started out with something spicy @ Far East
&
ended with something sweet for dessert~ yummy!!


We spice up each other with our bitchiness
but we never fail to end it up with a sweet note~
As always..

The Art Gallery..

Express yourself..
In forms of art..
Many ways you can actually do that..
A great example will be adding fine prints
to the greater details you see..
A passerby found great pleasure in expressing
him/herself I would say..



Maybe an inspiring artist out on the loose..
with his lethal weapon

THE PERMANENT MARKER..

So is it the work of expressing artistic values??

Or

An act of Vandalism..

(i)writing, drawing, painting, marking or inscribing on any public property or private property any word, slogan, caricature, drawing, mark, symbol or other thing;

The penalty?? hmm~

I rest my case..

Power Nap

Even a cat needs a dosage of their naps in a day..
Animals do get cranky when they are lack of sleep..
I am super lack of sleep these days..

Despite the fact:

No more jet lags..
No more checking of the world time..
No bumpy snoozing in the crew bunk..
But still~
Gone are the days when I can sleep for
hours when I am super tired..
I get jealous when I see someone
sound asleep~

YOU KNOW WHAT I NORMALLY DO..
I POKE MY LITTLE KITTY..
SHE GOT STARTLED AND SHE MEOOOW
ANGRILY AT ME..

CHEH EVEN AN ANIMAL KNOWS HOW TO RETALIATE
WHAT ABOUT US HUMANS HORR??

Moral of my story,
Don't nap on Friday..
If u see your kitty sleeping, wake them up..
If you see your friends online, on MSN!!
Date them out ..
I have a date~ *yawning still*
So who is buying me dinner??

Its not just another Birthday..

My sis turning 18

Oh gosh time flies..

I remembered carrying her in my arms

when she was a baby,

a cute hamburger. .



Changing her diapers..

Leaving her a scar on her feet with an iron..

Locking her up in the store room when she gets noisy..



I remembered when I held her,

she was so small & tiny..

All I can say is that I love her so much,

even though I scream and

yell at her most of the times (notice its in present tense horr)



I wouldn't say I have grown older..

I would say, she has grown older & wiser..



Happy Birthday, lots of love from your dear sister..

Her birthday falls on the 24Th of November. .

Dumb & Dumber..

CLEVER YOU!!!

What do you call a blonde in between two brunettes??

Yup A mental block~


Oh boy I love guessing games *winks with sarcasm*

Dream Job

This is gonna be a bimbotic entry..
if you think I am challenging your intelligent capabilities
you can STOP reading..

I am so gonna talk about jobs with uniform
Why I liked them??

Number one I find some uniforms appealing
Seriously~ one uniform which I like
Is the uniform of a nurse..
But sad to say, not many can carry it of well!!
Ooops, nurses main priority is to care for the
patients!!
its such a noble job..
What was I thinking!
Sorry.. But seriously I love their uniform!

Now I am gonna talk about my present job,
I have a choice of uniforms to wear!!!
Yes like finally, my boss agreed to it!

I have even requested for a desk,
since people are always blogging
about their work space *yawns*
cos this bimbo does not have one!!!
Still contemplating
hmm Mac power book
sounds nice right??!!
Forget it my boss is not so generous!!

Ok dream come true??
Is it my dream job??
Well it varies actually,
so what makes you so sure
that is what everybody wants??

Ok talking about my present job now
I only have to report to only one boss.
How nice!!
BUT...
He can be a pain in the ass,
& currently I am not that well paid

compared to my previous occupation..
Do I have a choice??!!

Hazards of this present job..
Water & soap sure does make my hands super dry..
Smoke from frying makes my hair stinks..
Dusting causes sneezing..
Sounds like hardwork right??!!

On the brighter side,
I do get lunch time too..
Oh well
I do not read blogs during lunch time,
I will go and have my hair washed..
One of the perks of my job..
*winks to Yati* (aku pun ade lunch time lah~
yang ida lunch time jer lesap haha)

I do get incentives too..
Annual leave inclusive of public holidays
What about bonuses??!!
A 13th month??
I hope my boss will be generous enough haha!!

These are my choices.. Its either I wanna look like this..

Or Super Sexy Like this??



Didn't I warn you..
Its a "bimbo" entry right??

A voice calling..
" Have you seen my socks??"
Oops that's my boss!!
Gotta go..

Smart Urbanites



Taken From Dec issue of Cleo magazine..

I am so addicted to blogs!!

Is it OK to read so much about other people?
Yes, but have a blog of your own too.

Bloggers share part of their world with you
& you should return the courtesy.
Electronic interaction is unique to smart urbanites - use it.

PS : My cousin Nurul Huda, thanks for dropping by *smiles* Azlan is my schoolmate,
Small world kan~

To that INDIVIDUAL who goes around speculating information about people's life,
I suggest you start blogging, not about yourself

(cos no one seems interested in your bragging, seriously~)

but about others since you seem so
well versed at it.

You know what they say about you?

A bragger, just in case you did not know..

maybe you should start changing your profile to..

I LOVE BRAGGING!!!!

instead of I hate people who brags..

What say you??

Can I buy you dinner??

Salad with smoked salmon..
& the entree
Meatball spaghetti & Cream sauce mushroom linguini..

& not forgetting our chocolate eclair..

Can somebody lend me your weighing scale??

A.L refused to buy me one!!!!!

Age is just a number..


The Riverside Indonesian Restaurant was the choice of the birthday boy.

It was a big treat, thanks to Remy.

Age is just a number, it keeps accelerating every year right?

Soon we all will be hitting the digit 3.. hmm~

Looking forward??

Why not cos I still "hope" to be back in shape before I hit 30..

And when I do that, can I heat up the dance floor??!!

Yah Alice.. You will probably crack the dance floor!!! LOL..


The chicken Satay.. Is definitely fantastic!!
A.L had half a dozen of prawns to himself!!! Greedy~


Thanks Remy for the big treat, next time jangan ajak A.L eh,
dier makan banyak!!!!


Next blowing of candles, we went for karaoke at Cash box..


Hurry lah.. Before the cake melts...


Happy birthday!!!!!


Azaniah's Birthday is next...Right?


Ok ours long way still.. Anyway we are still sweet sixteen!!!


Oik your kawaii nei~ a bit salah lah A.L..


Some of the songs sang brings back memory to our old school days..
Orbit cha cha..
& what's with "SUCI DALAM DEBU"
Shahid + Earwan = Rock never dies!!!!


Seriously I fell for his voice,

now hearing his voice only means yelling out for me

"dear pass me my towel.."

"dear where is my training jersey.."

"dear I want my Ice milo~" Hmm

Anyway we really had fun..

Oops sorry, Remy had to put up with our terrible singing,

thanks for everything

& last but not least happy 28th birthday from both of us..

Flower_pom_pi_pi!!!!!

I found masterpiece in you..





Thank you Exipio Imagio..
I simply love your gallery..
Need a fat model??
Anyway I am jobless *lol*
Call me.. haha~

Tortuous Path..

A Hungry Man is An Angry Man.
Hungry Woman??
Makes a sulky Alice who is super irritating!!

When Boy meets Boy.. They updated each other..
just like when I update my blog,
well, they do need some refreshing too..

Allergic to crabs??
Am I missing out a lot?
Ok no one touches my sweet and sour fish!!!!
They say its eminent & beyond comparison between fish & crab!!!
I tasted a bit..
Not the kind of ecstasy I had expected..
My Ecstasy..
Having my gorgonzola just on its own, with a sip of port..
Hmm crabs not a big fan!!
You guys can have it all!!!

Naked Plumber..

A quick snapshot of me for those gloating

over the fact that I am gonna be fat.
This time fuller length & close up,

so you can look out for defects on my face??

Found any????
Well I am much fleshier now..

Do you notice?
On a different note;
I was busy all day with a big bag of laundry thanks to A.L!!
Toilet got flooded, hmm~
but there was a naked plumber fixing it.. How nice!

PS: Hi cousin Nurul, I am trying to figure out which one

cos I know there is Huda, Ain & Ayu *smiles*
To mummy Zue,

yup we all are in touch up til now,

thanks to Norhayati who keeps this going on

every year,

it would not have happen if not for her.

And to Nuriati!!! Its still Tuesday babe haha!!!

Walk Raya ..

This was planned during fasting month.. I still made it despite the absence of A.L.

Remy, Yati & Azlan..
I did not know its contagious, but "follow your instinct" did not work for Yati today or maybe she has hearing problems haha.. She seems to get it all wrong!!Blk 660 or Blk 666?? Unit #312 or #132?? And its not a matter of doubt, we actually went to the wrong address! She turned around and say "Ooops kata Jalan Raya"Yah we really enjoyed getting lost in Woodlands!! What a shame, cos most of us grew up there including me.

Azlan, Shahid, Wan & Remy..
This is Juliestianingseh's place, I am glad I went over to her place, I have not seen her for ages, nothing changes, especially her flawless skin. Yup no more NPCC parades & netball..That explains it.Ok its still Hari Raya, the birthday decor was for her four year old daughter Aliyah. Azlan asked a stupid question to Julie, "Hey Birthday siapa?" & Julie replied "Anak aku lah, takkan aku yang tua bangka ni!"I immediately turned & looked at Azlan.."Lan, coming out from you!! How silly can you be right!!!"Little did we know Azlan has a fantasy..TO HAVE HIS BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION AT McDONALDS..Its okay Lan, there is always a 30th birthday coming soon for you tohold a party there...DUHH!!!


Azaniah & meThe wedding that I missed!! So take picture with her wedding portrait can oso right??Jangan marah, dah mintak maaf okay..Anyway she is my cooking hotline..when I first met A.L, I do not even know how to cook rice, no kidding!!It was back then, he told me wanted to eat a dish, he took me to the market.Prior to this, I got some information from Azan *winks*.So I pretended smart to impress my A.L at that point of time. Now cooking is not a problem for me..Well it did impress him for sure..They say to win a man's heart is through his stomach.. Its true you know!!Shit coming out from me.. Sure or not!!


Mardianah & Family..I have not seen her for the last two years or so,time flies it has been two years sinceA.L and me shifted to our lovely small cosy home.She went over to my place for the first time....

Oh Ratnor's mum Soto ayam shiok~


Macam paham jer~


Oh wait do not get confused, its the same day still...Azlan second change of clothing, kalah pengantin!!!


Mar's carbon copy & me..


Green seems to be a popular colour today..


Hair loss has become a major problem these days right..Ooops I did it again~I did not know ractyfing defects can be such a hazardous jobfor both of them..Haha~

Thanks everyone for a flower_pom_pi_pi time!! I wanted to post more pictures, but stillwaiting & waiting.. transfer me those pics lah!!This blog needs updating you know..No refreshing required~