Tuesday, April 07, 2009

The love story of S & me.

Dear S,

The affair I had with you was beautiful.

Despite the fact the relationship was only over one year.

We did capture some unforgettable moments together.

I guess I am not that good with farewells.

And it is breaking my heart.

Oh dear world,

About slightly more than a year ago,

my red Sony camera was the affair!!

Since my sony camera is in the state of shock and has malfunctioned.

I seriously believe that I deserve a new camera.

However I am still in search of a sponsor.

Don't you think it will be a perfect Mother's Day gift?

A digital SLR perhaps?

Oh well oh well oh well..

One good reason why the mummy deserves a big present,

Cos daddy and Rayn agree that,

''MUMMY IS ADORABLE''

Checkout the caption on Rain's T-shirt.

You think so?

Oh maybe the couple in the picture ''thought'' so too.

Simply not shy eh me.

Oh it was the Tee talking, not me.

Anyway the tee reads : MY DADDY AND I AGREE MUMMY IS ADORABLE!

Whoever designs the caption tee is so clever.

Dear Santa, I need a new camera cos I am adorable! (reason paling merepek kan)

ps : under these circumstances Santa refers to the husband.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Confessions of a blogaholic with the selendang

Oh I am back with my silly mak nenek stories to get you intoxicated.

One happy day, I had a date with A.L.

Surprisingly ''Confessions of a shopaholic'' was the movie choice by him!

And I thought girlfriends (trying to mimic Fiza O) would be the the appropriate candidates to catch the movie with.

Oh well at least he now understands my hallucinations of display mannequins waving at me.

So ladies we are not insane after all.

So its not us infected with a disease, its the word Sale spreading some kind of deadly disease?

I am sure the ladies agree.

Unless sale items does not cater to you.

Eksyen plak. Stop it sey!

And oh I don't understand the part where we shop and blog.

It leaves me with envy. I am just being honest.

Oh for now let me hallucinates how to print money.

Have lots of it, and probably shop and blog. (belum passe heh?)

Oh yah didn't I say I am blogaholic BUT without the green scarf of cos.

I think Singapore is too hot for one.

Oh well that is why Rain suggests going topless.

Kids don't try this unless you have hot bods like Rain.


Saturday, April 04, 2009

Voice of the sleeping Ugly

Dear world,

My body is tagged with a confused clock.

Now tell me what is the best remedy?

I stayed away from caffeine & nicotine in the hope I that will fly to wonderland.

And I seriously thought Alice lives in wonderland.

Honestly it has been a chaotic 48 hours for me.

Am I glad to be home.

Driven home by a formula two driver?

Now how's that.

Oh this entry has no relevant motive with this video.

Anyway please enjoy.

Nature of this video does not contains any body exposure, however parental guidance is required;

Kids don't try this without any adult supervision!






Video compliments by Rienzie.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Picturing a perfect potrait

So the world missed me for the past 12 days or more.

Or have I missed the world instead?

Fellow readers and friends, the moon may not provide previous day issues of the local newspapers,

however I am pretty well updated on the local news.

To be honest I am more interested in the real world. (macam paham jer)

My blog is meant for light reading with a touch of slight humour (I should think so),

This is no information counter.

I don't provide any!

Some news are worth our attention.

Some are just to fill in the columns.

I do believe the global recession is pushing millions into poverty.

News on, people killing each other;

Homeless people;

Hungry children;

and the list goes on.

Reading the news can be rather depressing.

We failed to appreciate, we are blessed in Singapore.

There are so many issues to take notice.

Oh now you know why I suggested flying to the moon.

Oh yah I did mention the outer space is cold, (my imaginary)

And Singapore is humid, so skimpy clothes are my first choice. (eh takde makna kan)

Everyone has different choices.

Mine may differ from yours.

Some may be interested to educate others to impart their two Singapore dollars worth of advises.

It is probably their nature to be overly concerned.

On a brighter note, the world comprises of different kinds of people.

And these wannabe educators are just a small percentage!

Oh well they can be a pain.

That's for sure.

Oh well, oh well.. (is my vocabulary that limited?? word ni lagi)

I came up with my own scale & I believe there are still a majority of nice & kind people out there.

I am pretty sure god would want us to be nice & kind right?!
(blinking my false lashes innocently while saying this. Kawaii~)

Let's try to work towards that direction shall we, so that we can achieve WORLD PEACE.
(told you I do inspire to be the next Mrs universe)

So which category of my imaginary scale are you?

Nice people I hope.

See I am so positive to believe 90% of earth population consist of nice people.

Seriously, people. be kind will ya?!

Thank you world for listening.



Disclaimer: please take note that this is based on my imagination.