The girl who tells you her silly life story..

The girl starts counting.

365-353 days = 12 days

Activation + Diversion will sum up to a total of 12 days operating pattern!

I was not mentally prepared!

Yes world, I flew to the moon (whatever) for the past 12 days.

And of cos, I could not help missing my blog little Rain! (talking about my gendut not the weather)

For once, I was also missing my king size bed & duvet plus the person I am sharing the bed with . (oh its the husband :P!)

12 days seems like forever I was away.

Sigh! So there goes 12 days of my life.

Correction to that.

There goes 12 days of my fulfilling life.

You don't have to agree with me.

I am very optimistic, at least I get to see the cherry blossoms (not on the moon of cos!)

So I was away for 12 days.

Have I missed out anything?!

Not much I guess, especially with Smart Tv around. (here I go again)

How nice if only I have a remote controller to pause/rewind/fast forward, our reality!

I guess I will use more of the pause button, you think so?

Okay I talk too much~ for the day.

Keep on reading the pages.

Thank you world for listening to my mak nenek story.

Yes, the mak nenek is back from outer space!

Its too cold out there in outer space,

I rather be home, cuddling the boys in our own space!

Parental Guidance.

We find this totally hilarious.

Slightly provocative?

Who cares, my stories usually provoke laughter.

This video is rated PG!

Oh please don't say I did not warn you hokay!!

The Price Tag Story ..

I am so not on sale.

There are signs the economic downturn is taking its toll on.

Prediction on how long it will last seems very vague.

Nevertheless some smart husband came up with a brilliant idea.

Now even the nagging wife is placed for sale!!!

If you guys failed to notice, If there is a price tag for me, I am definitely priceless. (over eh dekni)

Dear A.L I promise I will be good.

Honestly, I do not nag that much, I am just full of crap.

I do ask silly questions at times.

I do get on your nerves.

Don't get me wrong, I rather stay "bimbotic"(I feel Paris) cos I prefer to be the ignorant one!

For one reason, after much observation, the one who actually talks like the "world" is equal to a perfect ZERO!

Okay there I go again.

Ah I leave this story with no moral at the end.

It is just a reminder to myself so I do not over talk!

Cos no way I will be on sale eh!

Dear world, can I nag/share/talk/yak/ to you guys instead?

Silence means yes!!

Oh well, thank you world for listening :)

The OverBOARD story.

Tagboards are nice to have.

Especially if you would like to sing me praises.

If not, don't even bother. (not shy!)

There is a valid reason why I choose not to have one. (clever kan)

And why comments only by friends are being moderated?

Try emailing instead, if you are a perfect stranger.

Strangers do become friends =)

Don't we bloggers???

Seriously if you look at it.

The world reads your blog.

Dear world, thank you for listening and putting with my nonsense eh.

For the ultimate reason I love expressing my "clever" mak nenek story to the world!

There are days when I do get carried away.

So when it happens, dear world please ignore me.

Okay, I am getting close to the moral of my mak nenek story.

I was bloghopping like a rabbit one day.

I came across anonymous nicks asking exremely silly questions on tagboards!

I mean really really really silly!!!!

I take my hats off them.

Truly amazing eh!

Some simply went overboard with instigating questions.

What is wrong with you people eh!!

I simply wonder who are these people?

Hey I know for sure, I will not have my question answered.

So I will just wonder.

"Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder WHO you are."

I figure if I can't be that twinkle little star, oh well I least I get to be my own star in an old telly? (I am so full of crap!)

Happy Birthday Rayn!!!!


Daddy & Mummy Loves you :)

The down to earth story?

So despite the fact,

the roads on earth is no longer safe at times.

I am one human, who definitely loves Earth!

And I am here to stay!

Need I repeat myself?

Yes, because Earth is filled with fun loving people.

I met up with the gorgeous witches of Eastwick.(careful they are in Singapore)

You may ask me why I called them the witches??!!

Don't worry they are modern witches, technically they do not cast spells.

They are hot, vain & trendy just like Sabrina the teenage witch.( I am not too sure about the teenage part though!)

They kind of make Rain cry, not all of them, to be exact and I would love to point the finger at, and it will be Farah!

"Rain, I am sure Aunt Farah loves you, she just can't get enough of your tummy and tee tees!" (Farah ---> Mak Jam is aware of what you did last summer to Rain!)

Nonsense aside.

We met up for greens!

Norfa and me almost become a kambing hokay, thanks to Yana who was/is on a diet!

However clever Norfa and me choose pasta instead. It was just substantial for us :P.

World please tell Yana, dieting is unnecessary, especially when Norfa/Zanna is on a food spree! ( ape jer tau Yana, how thin do you want to be?)

So the ladies talk over yummy greens & pastas.

We are all pretty excited for Norfa's baby shower & I am going to miss it!

Sorry Norfa, I was suppose to meet you to pass you the little present I got for you but we were involved in a little accident!

I will see you soon, and Syikin (mana si checher ni eh) too!!!!!

And let's hope for a sunny day to go out.

I am not a big fan of rainy days, cos I have to save my lashes from getting wet!!! (here I go again!)

So enough of the moon.

Now I want to be a twinkle little star.

So that I can meet the shooting stars and make a wish eh! (kenapa tak jadi shooting stars ajerkan! Ish! Tapi tetap star kan.)

Hey its not me making that wish.

It should be Rain hokay,

He will turn 2 this 6th of March.

Rain make that wish, Mummy will go tell the shooting stars what your wish is :)

Turbulent Weather.

Do fasten your seat belt!

"Zanna wants to fly back to the moon as she figures the road on earth is not that safe."