Landed on the moon.

Followers of Tumblr, the astronaut is back on blogspot.



- the imaginary astronaut wants to fly to the moon ™

The Sleague game between Tampines Rovers & Home United ended with a draw, disappointing yes, but not with the team but with how the security guys acted as though they were from the SWAT team on a special task.

Let me enlighten Singaporeans about our very own local football. If you ever get lost finding location of stadiums do give me call, I will be able to guide you along.

I have no comments on the standard of our local football, you have to see it for yourself at your nearest neighbourhood stadium. However after reading my own experience you might have a change of mind.

I am a big supporter of Ahmad Latiff, supporting his hair colour in the football scene for the past years. His name is unfamiliar to most who doesn’t support local football, oh maybe he is just not popular enough?!

Yesterday, I was at the Jalan Besar Stadium, not Manchester United stadium okay! I was pushing my sleeping baby boy Rain, about 24kg heavy, on the stroller.

Have anyone been to Jalan Besar Stadium? There is a lift lobby and this entry is only for VIP cardholders. I was asked for a VIP card, I told the guy I just need to go to level 2 not the VIP area, he told me in order for me to use the lift, I need to have a card. Stunned, so I took out the so called VIP card (laminated piece of paper)

I questioned the guy, so no VIP no entry? How are mothers with stroller going to climb those stairs? The security officer told me rudely that I am lucky that I was allowed into the VIP area as I was in slippers. Now I am begging him for mercy?

My main concern was not the VIP area, I bet they don’t provide first class service or champagne there!!! In fact I saw mothers with their stroller struggling with the stairs too.

The security officer highlighted to me like a parade commander they were just doing their job. If the job doesn’t comes with compassion, & as a person if you don’t have it either, I feel sad for you.

So much for supporting the local football for all these years. A little compassion is all I ask for.

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Boys are equipped with brilliant ways to keep themselves occupied.

Homes with fragile items do be very wary when we come knocking at your door.

As the world knows, I am the incapable mummy whose screaming & yelling seems like the entertaining nursery melodies to little ones.

Even boys do not listen much to me, so I gave up. I simply sit back & relax.

Naughty boys are simply cute. Bad boys are irresistible? My bad, perhaps the world beg to differ. It's a matter of preference.

I prefer my coffee white with skimmed milk, while you may opt for decaf.











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Dear world,

The astronaut would love to susun her lovely manicured nails memohon ampun dan maaf jika pernah terbitch or terkasar bahasa. Tak sengaja hokay!!!

Selamat hari raya & thank you for reading my mak nenek/dramatic stories all these years.

(Singing: for all those times you stood by me ~)

To all the stylo mylo people stay orbit cha cha & steady pom pi pi always.

Love from the AL family.


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My classic make up pouch is a Sonia Rykiel! It has been with me for ages, reminded me of my "lian"days.

Taking a stroll back to the nineties. I don't believe it, time flies so quickly.

8 more years, I may need reading glasses. Maybe not, by then I will learn to ignore the "fine-prints" & just concentrate on the larger prints!

The imaginary lian blogged about her lian make up pouch.


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The astronaut wannabe.

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In a hope to look 10 years younger I have decided to have the curtain bangs. Oh lady gaga inspired me.

You see the attempt to look exceptionally young is all that matters.

I may be 32. Oh well, I imagine I am 23. (humming to justin bieber songs.)

Life is too short, I try & make myself happy. Astronaut turns 32. Happy birthday imaginary Alice Chen Aili.

At 32, I rock My world Of imagination!!!


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Every year, while others invest on a new arm candy, glamourous outfits. I invest time to clean the entire home.

A.L will spend his time on carpentry stuffs & painting, while I figure out to clear some mess.

Another year of celebration in our very own home, yet another Hari Raya together as a family.

I would say the home is where the heart belongs. I feel blessed.


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It's time of the festive season again! We manage to clear our store room.

Plenty of unwanted junks!













Now the store room is more organised.

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Even the phone needs a new look!

Dear Mr I, I am still very much in love with you. Words cannot describe my feelings for you.

Oh yah thank you A.L for the upgrade, however this does not serve as an advance birthday gift! If you failed to notice I have hinted to you several times.

Please surprise me. However knowing A.L I am not too hopeful!




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Boy meets girl.

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It's a quiet Saturday night for me (not exactly with the roaring sound of BPL in the living room).

Since I stay on the 3rd floor I shall dress up & exit via the window.

My disappearance will totally be unnoticed! Mio tv, I so hate you!


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Rain berbuka puasa.

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The other day we spoke on the phone. I told Rain I will be back on Sunday & promise to take him out.

He replied, "Mummy don't work "fly", mummy, daddy & Rain go out k!"

Awww sweet isn't it ;). Have a great Sunday everyone.


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I didn't know the happy meal can bring so much joy & happiness to little children.

Adults may attempt to try.

For some shy adults, you can try to bring some kids along, and order one for yourself too!

We had our happy meal & it was awesome! If you figure your life is simply unhappy, you may consider ordering one :p

It's magical. Try it.








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The past few games was awful, luck was not on our side, nevertheless we came to cheer for the bad boy.

These days, the bad boy is clad in tight fitting altered jersey. We jokingly call him "abang body", but honestly well done for staying in shape at 31.

If only, I am keen to participate in his daily workout routine, I will probably produce results!! Fat hope. I'd rather enjoy my tub of ice-cream while watching tv.

Anyway, I am counting days that I am turning 32, hoping for a slimming package as a birthday gift from any slimming centre. They say dreams do come true.

Time really flies. Another birthday, maybe I should hint for my birthday gift virtually.

Simply not shy. Last I checked, my skin is very thick!

But do allow me to figure out what I want.


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It's playtime. I seriously do not understand the importance of wearing a helmet at home.

Rain insisted.

Oh well I think he is simply adorable.

My fatty, you simply light up my life!


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It's not about how small the fruit is, it's the sweetness that matters.



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Made in Japan, some of the sushi are extremely raw. I felt the sushi wriggling in tummy, feeling so much alive! Okay I am kidding!



You can never reject 3 meals in a day, when you are in Japan, you can forget about dieting.

I wil drool for my favourite crepes, chocolate ice-cream, top with whipped cream to make it more sinful plus the yummy slice of banana in it!



There are so many kawaii stuffs to purchase in Japan, the long shopping list will be never ending.

I bought my false lashes (my craze is almost dying) and toiletries, hello kitty stuffs & not forgetting groceries.



I had a fulfilling trip, though short it may be, it's enough to act kawaii for a day.

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I don't believe it! How can someone, slightly older than me, who has never experience childbirth calls me "ah girl"? Yah my gender is female, I bet everyone can see that!

I will be lying if I take it as a compliment, I was kind of irritated. I was at the verge of opening my big mouth, but something hold me back. I said to myself, "Hey, I will be acting like a little girl, if I retaliate back!" Petty I was.

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Maybe due to my daily cups of Nescafe with collagen, it has restore my youth.

Ladies out there, I am a living example.

(this entry is simply filled with sarcasm!)

I honestly do not understand why the world seems to take the Kiasu attitude to greater heights. Probably higher than the Mount Everest!

I was right infront of the counter when the cashier removed the "counter closed" sign.

A lady saw, so she immediately ran to place her purchases on the counter. She almost drop her items.

Failing to realise my existence was an amazement to me & pretending to ignore me was the best act ever!

They say if you cannot beat them join them, oh well, no thank you. I rather join my usual group of friends for a singing session.

For the fact we are not Kiasu enough, we were told we get an extra hour on a weekday. We didn't know that.



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I bought the stroller board for Rain! It's amazing, the boy loves it.


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The new shower cap?


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The stay on the moon was great but I believe to be back on Earth is even better!









There was a celebration, we planned a surprise! Just a simple surprise can bring tears of joy.

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I believe I am the imaginary astronaut.

I found an astronaut in my boy. Oh well everyone has an ambition or dreams.

Hoping that it may come true, one day, some day.




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I believe women are born a shopper & if you get too intoxicated by this activity that makes you a shopaholic!

Men find it is hard to digest the happiness we get through shopping.

I flew to the moon, I bought 2 wedges same design & in 2 colours! Problem is I am always in flip flops, will I ever wear them?

Then I bought 2 pants, the tag says "slim fit"! Okay what was I thinking? The legs are not that slim to start with & I just had to buy 2, because the amazing fat legs manage to fit into the "slim fit" pants!

I figure spongbob fits very well in his squarepants, for one obvious reason, he go for pants & the tag reads "Square fit"!

So there is no moral of the story, when it's hard to fit in, I simply squeeze in!

What was I thinking, these days I stop thinking & go through the motion. It's less stressful.


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I am torn between the two of them. I am rather fickled & decision making seems like something I am simply not good at!

Honestly, I am very much attracted to the both of them! I am so confused.

The Blackberry or the iPhone?


We were at Singtel the other day, Rain said that, I can only own one mobile phone. I hear voices from someone else!!!

The boys gave up while waiting for me to decide. Thank god, McDonalds created "happy meal". It has succeeded to occupy the waiting agony, however I failed in deciding.

I dreamt of owning both phones, if only dreams really do come true, or just my imagination!

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How can you resist a good Nasi Padang in Jakarta!!!

The girlfriends waited for the astronaut to land safely with the intention of adding more carbo in her diet.

The carbo loading was fulfilling, so let's not dwell on how sinful it was!





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I should be sleeping, maybe listening to slow/boring/my era music from the iTunes will help ☊

Meanwhile let me blog, I can't imagine a better way to pen down my thoughts. Thank you blogpress you are the best listening ear ever.

I saw an invitation, no offence, it kept me thinking. A.L & partner, has it occur to the person a nicer line will be, A.L & wife?

Seriously no offence, usually after writing 1000 invitations partner will be an easier line.

Food for thought for newly weds, maybe consider a change of line especially if you know the person has a wife or husband?

Oh yah we are not virtually married on Facebook, probably! (*rolled eyes*)

Don't get me wrong, I am not the slightest petty about it. I just want to leave the world thinking.

Okay partner, tonight I am sharing the king size bed with you!


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