The part where the world reads your story.

I live on earth.

I do shuttle to the moon and even to wonderland,

but I figure earth is the best planet.

Because earth has internet connection. (duh!)

I found my space on http://suzanson.blogspot.com/

It may not, exactly be a private/personal space.

However, you can even choose to have limited readers.

Best part, it is free. (chepo seh!)

For sure it does not require any brain storming to start one.

Not that difficult, to create a mak nenek story kan.

I just need to create a story plus an image added.

It may not be a picture perfect, all you just need to do is;

Tell a perfect story!



Moral of the picture "Mak nenek & pak nenek goes on a date."

Takde makna nyer!

Just another mak nenek story for you to fill in the blanks.



Happiness does not require any form of display.

A mannequin contributes to the window display.

It is an eye candy to passerbys.

A price tag is just the amount to justify the workmanship.

I do want to be a mannequin, dressed in the most fashionable clothing to start the trend.

Or I do want to be the person who rips the clothing off the mannequin because it’s the last piece.

Finally you thought you are happy.

I thought the last piece was worthless because it sat too long in that display and it gets too dusty.

However not owning the last piece kept me wondering, what if I own it.

So what is the moral of my mak nenek story?


a) The dress will look better on you than the mannequin.

b) You ripped off the happiness because you were wondering how the dress feels on you.

c) Money is all you have so you must own that dress.

d) Madonna has the same dress.



Food for thought.

Just a story of the mannequin.

The platinum card story.

Let me share with the world my mak nenek story.

Do you remember the first time when you leaped with joy upon receiving your first credit card??

Especially when you have just turned 21 and you first receive your new plastic??

You feel all the merchandises are at your mercy.

I was 21 once, If I can still remember vaguely, I was guilty of the excitement too.

I think it is just a phase of life.

Now I leaped with joy for a different kind of credit.

Take for instance, mothers normally takes the credit if the child is smart, montel and etc.

I do want to take credit.

I guess this is pretty normal.

Oh well, oh well, have I failed to notice there is the existence of the man in the house?

Nope I have not. (jeling pat A.L)

Okay dearest A.L despite the fact you better known as a bad boy, I feel you deserve the credit that home is a wonderful place thanks to your commitment and plenty of sacrifices made :)

I also do like the part where you are often described as the “bad boy”, but when you are at home,

watering the plants & cleaning the house is your real hobby.

Honestly; I am spared a few household chores!!

However do take note, I am the permanent laundry lady & chef at home.

Yes you deserve the credit for taking care of Rain too.

Oh well credit card comes with supplementary cardholder too; they share the same credit limit.

Woman are not the only one responsible for raising a kid, in all honesty I need the man too.

There are times when I was not around when Rain fall sick & the part when I try to fly from the moon back to earth.

Where was I?

A.L was there, to nurse Rain.

Yes, yes, yes credit should go to you!!!

Better than the platinum??

Oh well I live fresh.

And this is priceless!

While you were sleeping.

Finally some peace and quiet!!!

Some reasons why afternoon nap is a must for toddlers;

1. Give mummy a break!

2. Yes!! Yes!! Mummy will be in control of the remote.

3. Mummy can drink her favourite cup of coffee/tea without any disturbance or fear of hot water spillage.

4. Mummy can update fb shout out or blog!

5. Mummy can enjoy a long nice cold shower on a hot afternoon.


Last but not least mummy can just stare at you endlessly.

My endless love~

Honey I shrunk the kids.

If Khong Guan biscuits can be a cure for cranky swings, how about penat cum pemalas swings.

Exhausted is the word, I really am.

I have to take my hats of to all the “stay at home mums”.

In all honesty it is not an easy task to do.

Men please appreciate your wife if she choose to give up their dreams just be at home to educate & nurture the kids.

I seriously wonder if SAHM actually have a schedule to keep up to?

And I really wonder in that schedule do they actually make way for “Me” time?

I am not a big fan with organising, however thanks to A.L the house is always spick and span.

And if the world must know, I am the laundry lady in the house; probably it is something clever that I figure I am good at.

For the matter of fact that I am not colour blind, I am good at separating clothes according to colours. (Duh!)

One more thing, I hardly pay attention to the washing labels, the only time I realised the need to have a peek, it was probably too late.

(It can be a disaster, especially if it is A.L favourite tee)

When asked, I simply pretended not to know or simply confessed with the most kesian face in the universe.

I am a champs in ignoring arguments over trivial matters.

Today I stared at the laundry bag full of soiled clothes; it is there and is still there.

I looked again; it is still there and there again.

It is not moving!!

I stared hard and I tried the magic word “abracadabra.”

It is still there.

Oh boy I need a magician or maybe I need Sabrina the teenage witch or I love Jeanie.

Looks like, its reality, you don’t hope for magic to happen.

To all mums, I know it is not mothers’ day today.

Tribute to all who are doing the household chores!!!!

We don’t wait for mothers’ day to feel appreciated do we?

By the way, “Honey I shrunk the kids your favourite tee, Ooops!!!”

Biskut K

The good old Khong Guan biscuits will never fail to disappoint me in any way.

I grew up with Khong Guan biscuits & hot Milo for teatime.

Today I manage to pacify a cranky boy with Khong Guan biscuits.

I am guilty as charged when it comes to dealing with Rain cranky swings.

I tempt him with goodies (very the salah), & that will explain you, the weight management part!

Honestly, nothing feels better than watching your little one stuffing goodies with such great joy!

Even if, it is only plain Khong Guan biscuits.

Oh thank you BISKUT K.

Re: Love Letter


''Dear A.L, happy birthday to you.''

I thought of writing you a love letter and posting it to you but I realise, we share the same mailing address and it will be a waste of stamp.

OK that was lame.

My sweetheart has just turned 21 eh (okay that was a lie)

I was supposed to plan a surprise for you, but as usual I am well known for not being a good planner and so I will save it AGAIN for next year.

Even the part where I want to put Rain in a box as a gift did not work out eh, the box broke since he was too heavy! (I will get a bigger & stronger box next year okay)

Good try kan.

Happy birthday sweetheart, may you be blessed with good prosperity & health.

And oh yah..

A.L, you've got mail.

Nope it is a not a love letter from me, it is time to change your identification card.

That reminds me, of the reminder letter!!

Finally I can stop living in denial and have my I.C done together with A.L.

I simply love the part, where ''I want to grow old together with you''

Oh well denial or not we are 30

.....and yet still sexy. (I shall pass you the airsickness bag ok)

Simply not shy.

I know.

Once/twice again happy happy birthday!

The walk in the park

Besides telling my mak nenek stories to blogger.com,

I do talk to animals while I walk the park.

Wait I am not crazy hokay, I bet the swan understands me.

"Hey beautiful swan, you look so graceful and beautiful out there, but I can see you are paddling so hard underneath."

You inspire me swan :)

Read me.

This picture is not tagged with a mak nenek story.

I know the world may want some peace and quiet.

Give the world a break.

Dear world, this picture does not require your reading glasses.

Or even binoculars to scrutinize in between the lines.

You may remove them.

Thank you.

The Italian Job

Recently, I was trying my best to cook some pasta.

Little did I realise the people in my house were very cautious to taste my so called fusion cooking!

I tried to be creative.

Let me recall an experience A.L had when he ate the pasta I specially cooked about 2 years ago.

After eating the pasta, he left for his training and during this period he had some allergic reaction!

He had rashes and his eyes were swollen.

Maybe he was allergic to the shrimps or maybe he was just allergic to MY COOKING.

Since then I stick to safer recipes given by my mother/1800-mum.

Oh well, these days the people in the house are getting smarter, whenever I cook,

Guess who will the victim of the food tasting?!

Of cos it is my darling Rain.

I bet Rain is the only one that appreciates my cooking heh!

Rain loves my pasta hokay.

Second thoughts, he eats anything that looks delicious.

(example will be my cooking, simply not shy sey!)

& maybe this boy too?

Oh wait, he may resembles like Rain but he is an Italian boy hokay.

(thank you Naz for the pic)

Anyway, birthday bells around the corner & I feel like cooking pasta for the birthday party.

You think the birthday boy will have an allergic reaction?

View from the top or just my point of VIEW.

The weighing scale has been out of sight from me.

I failed to realise that the iconic clothier has been the greatest measuring tape for the body!

Even the thread count is no longer friendly to the body.

And yet dieting is still out of my daily plan.

And yet I do complain all the time.

It has become a favourite question/phrase.

" Am I fat? "

For those who have answered my question most of the time,

oh well I thank you for your patience and understanding.

My point is, I am only woman.

Yes I am guilty of complaining about weight most of the time.

When metabolism rate is no longer your bff, you start worrying,

who doesn't want to look beautiful from the outside.

For a change let me try to look beautiful from the inside?

They say you are what you eat.

Let me revise my diet plan.

1. '' Choose to hear ONLY the beautiful stuff. '' - eat only food with good nutritions.

2. '' Learning to forgive and forget. '' - detox, clear the toxins!

seems to be in my plan.

So if you think you are FAT, why not join me for my "type of DIET".

I think I talk too much today, I am thirsty!

'' Can someone pass me my can of diet coke, pleaaaassssse. ''



and oh that is a view of me from the top.

Thanks for viewing.

" A picture a day, keeps my life story in place. "

Alice Chen

& I will continue to blog.

He sang me a Love Song..

If the world must know.

A.L sings to me most of the nights accompanied by some music from his mobile.

He asked me why I do not blog his sensational voice. (as if)

Dear A.L you may not be a rock star, but you do rock my world/ears.

The imperfect tunes, seems like beautiful melodies to my ears.

(I am a pro in selective hearing)

There are times when his voice simply do not lead me to wonderland,

and how I wish I can press MUTE and have some peace and quiet.

However, I failed to realise the imperfect tunes indicate the presence.

Who have sung me beautiful love songs to me through these years :)




So what's next on the play list? (dia bunyi lagi)

A birthday song perhaps?

I strongly believe the basic necessity in life

should be the big word Love.

It is not tagged with the word discount.

It is priceless.

One reason why Earth is a wonderful place.

They have a day to appreciate all mothers.

Am I glad to be included.

Happy Mothers' Day.

Sales Management.


At this point of time, I notice the Earth has plenty of SALEs to look forward to.

Honestly I could not stop noticing!! (help! help)

Are the sales really that fantastic or is it merely a ploy to get us to empty our pockets.

Another way to look at, is contributing to help the economy?

Tempting isn't it.

I said no to spending unnecessarily for a change.

However, who can resist temptations?

Oh well now I need to revise my list of necessities!!!

For me, I insisted that a camera is a basic necessity!

"Oh massive-clear out, do I have to say no to you?"

Gambar ni takde makna nye!

They say a picture speaks a thousand words.

Dear A.L can you figure out the thousand words from this picture!

I hope you do.

He probably ignore me.

Oh dear world, please ignore me too.

Oh well, life is too short not to be heard.

KODAK moment.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words.

Tells you a story.

Use a picture. It is worth thousand words.

I have to stress again. I must have a camera!!!

Stop it will I!!

I will, cos I finally got myself a new affair.

Oh dear S, I love you.

And dear A.L despite the nagging part on you, I love you too :P!

You see, this is a basic necessity.

Oh well, man HE wouldn't understand it.

However, I promise to handle my new affair with deep affection.

This I promise you.

Oh before you get misunderstood, the affair is Mr Sony!

(hai camera baru pun nak blog. so typical eh!)

Another journey to the moon story.

Another reason why I badly need a camera, (desperation)

is because the moon is filled with beautiful cherry blossoms.

So I am suppose to capture some pictures kan.

A valid reason I suppose!!!

So the two jakuns leaped with joy,

jumping up high in order to touch the cherry blossoms! (merepek sey)

It is not everyday we get to see the cherry blossoms, mind you.

We are there at the right time and of cos the with the right company :)

Hair CONDITIONer


As the world would have guessed one possible reason,

why I may not be in a mood to blog,

is because I do not possess my dream camera!

(rolled eyes until juling!)

Oh no, probably the hot weather that leaves me moody or not at all inspired

to tell my mak nenek stories.

I was at the verge of chopping my long dry hair due to the climate!

But short hair is a no no for me.

I wish I have the guts!

While I say no to cutting of my hair.

Rain decided (bedek, daddy yang decide) to have his head shaved.

When he was about to be our Singapore own stlylo mylo Marcell,
(ok Marcell dah botak kan :P)

Daddy decided to send him to the hairdresser for a revamp.

Honestly not many will look good with the Afro look.

Oh well my Rain would probably look HOT. (ignore me I sungguh not shy)

So what is the latest hair cut this season?

Seems like, Rayn has become a victim of daddy's hair experiment.

I won't be surprised if both turns blonde one fine day!

Looks like, I am not included in this conversation!

Dah lah baju dorang sama, slipper sama, rambut pun nak sama!!!!! (cannot take it!)

Unless, yes unless I want to shave my head too?!!

Forget it, I am slowly getting used to the idea that BATTERIES ARE NOT INCLUDED.

What's new?

Re MIND duh!


Dear world, there is currently no update.

The MIND is not speaking.

The MIND is lack of imagination.

The MIND is currently busy.

I will reMIND myself to update my world of imagination.

And I thought I have an addiction to blogging.

MIND you, today I have updated :)

Since I was too occupied MINDing my own business,

I shall come back soon to speak my MIND full of imagination/crap real soon.

Akan datang!

The love story of S & me.

Dear S,

The affair I had with you was beautiful.

Despite the fact the relationship was only over one year.

We did capture some unforgettable moments together.

I guess I am not that good with farewells.

And it is breaking my heart.

Oh dear world,

About slightly more than a year ago,

my red Sony camera was the affair!!

Since my sony camera is in the state of shock and has malfunctioned.

I seriously believe that I deserve a new camera.

However I am still in search of a sponsor.

Don't you think it will be a perfect Mother's Day gift?

A digital SLR perhaps?

Oh well oh well oh well..

One good reason why the mummy deserves a big present,

Cos daddy and Rayn agree that,

''MUMMY IS ADORABLE''

Checkout the caption on Rain's T-shirt.

You think so?

Oh maybe the couple in the picture ''thought'' so too.

Simply not shy eh me.

Oh it was the Tee talking, not me.

Anyway the tee reads : MY DADDY AND I AGREE MUMMY IS ADORABLE!

Whoever designs the caption tee is so clever.

Dear Santa, I need a new camera cos I am adorable! (reason paling merepek kan)

ps : under these circumstances Santa refers to the husband.

Confessions of a blogaholic with the selendang

Oh I am back with my silly mak nenek stories to get you intoxicated.

One happy day, I had a date with A.L.

Surprisingly ''Confessions of a shopaholic'' was the movie choice by him!

And I thought girlfriends (trying to mimic Fiza O) would be the the appropriate candidates to catch the movie with.

Oh well at least he now understands my hallucinations of display mannequins waving at me.

So ladies we are not insane after all.

So its not us infected with a disease, its the word Sale spreading some kind of deadly disease?

I am sure the ladies agree.

Unless sale items does not cater to you.

Eksyen plak. Stop it sey!

And oh I don't understand the part where we shop and blog.

It leaves me with envy. I am just being honest.

Oh for now let me hallucinates how to print money.

Have lots of it, and probably shop and blog. (belum passe heh?)

Oh yah didn't I say I am blogaholic BUT without the green scarf of cos.

I think Singapore is too hot for one.

Oh well that is why Rain suggests going topless.

Kids don't try this unless you have hot bods like Rain.

Voice of the sleeping Ugly

Dear world,

My body is tagged with a confused clock.

Now tell me what is the best remedy?

I stayed away from caffeine & nicotine in the hope I that will fly to wonderland.

And I seriously thought Alice lives in wonderland.

Honestly it has been a chaotic 48 hours for me.

Am I glad to be home.

Driven home by a formula two driver?

Now how's that.

Oh this entry has no relevant motive with this video.

Anyway please enjoy.

Nature of this video does not contains any body exposure, however parental guidance is required;

Kids don't try this without any adult supervision!





Video compliments by Rienzie.

Picturing a perfect potrait

So the world missed me for the past 12 days or more.

Or have I missed the world instead?

Fellow readers and friends, the moon may not provide previous day issues of the local newspapers,

however I am pretty well updated on the local news.

To be honest I am more interested in the real world. (macam paham jer)

My blog is meant for light reading with a touch of slight humour (I should think so),

This is no information counter.

I don't provide any!

Some news are worth our attention.

Some are just to fill in the columns.

I do believe the global recession is pushing millions into poverty.

News on, people killing each other;

Homeless people;

Hungry children;

and the list goes on.

Reading the news can be rather depressing.

We failed to appreciate, we are blessed in Singapore.

There are so many issues to take notice.

Oh now you know why I suggested flying to the moon.

Oh yah I did mention the outer space is cold, (my imaginary)

And Singapore is humid, so skimpy clothes are my first choice. (eh takde makna kan)

Everyone has different choices.

Mine may differ from yours.

Some may be interested to educate others to impart their two Singapore dollars worth of advises.

It is probably their nature to be overly concerned.

On a brighter note, the world comprises of different kinds of people.

And these wannabe educators are just a small percentage!

Oh well they can be a pain.

That's for sure.

Oh well, oh well.. (is my vocabulary that limited?? word ni lagi)

I came up with my own scale & I believe there are still a majority of nice & kind people out there.

I am pretty sure god would want us to be nice & kind right?!
(blinking my false lashes innocently while saying this. Kawaii~)

Let's try to work towards that direction shall we, so that we can achieve WORLD PEACE.
(told you I do inspire to be the next Mrs universe)

So which category of my imaginary scale are you?

Nice people I hope.

See I am so positive to believe 90% of earth population consist of nice people.

Seriously, people. be kind will ya?!

Thank you world for listening.

Disclaimer: please take note that this is based on my imagination.

The girl who tells you her silly life story..

The girl starts counting.

365-353 days = 12 days

Activation + Diversion will sum up to a total of 12 days operating pattern!

I was not mentally prepared!

Yes world, I flew to the moon (whatever) for the past 12 days.

And of cos, I could not help missing my blog little Rain! (talking about my gendut not the weather)

For once, I was also missing my king size bed & duvet plus the person I am sharing the bed with . (oh its the husband :P!)

12 days seems like forever I was away.

Sigh! So there goes 12 days of my life.

Correction to that.

There goes 12 days of my fulfilling life.

You don't have to agree with me.

I am very optimistic, at least I get to see the cherry blossoms (not on the moon of cos!)

So I was away for 12 days.

Have I missed out anything?!

Not much I guess, especially with Smart Tv around. (here I go again)

How nice if only I have a remote controller to pause/rewind/fast forward, our reality!

I guess I will use more of the pause button, you think so?

Okay I talk too much~ for the day.

Keep on reading the pages.

Thank you world for listening to my mak nenek story.

Yes, the mak nenek is back from outer space!

Its too cold out there in outer space,

I rather be home, cuddling the boys in our own space!

Parental Guidance.

We find this totally hilarious.

Slightly provocative?

Who cares, my stories usually provoke laughter.

This video is rated PG!

Oh please don't say I did not warn you hokay!!

The Price Tag Story ..

I am so not on sale.

There are signs the economic downturn is taking its toll on.

Prediction on how long it will last seems very vague.

Nevertheless some smart husband came up with a brilliant idea.

Now even the nagging wife is placed for sale!!!

If you guys failed to notice, If there is a price tag for me, I am definitely priceless. (over eh dekni)

Dear A.L I promise I will be good.

Honestly, I do not nag that much, I am just full of crap.

I do ask silly questions at times.

I do get on your nerves.

Don't get me wrong, I rather stay "bimbotic"(I feel Paris) cos I prefer to be the ignorant one!

For one reason, after much observation, the one who actually talks like the "world" is equal to a perfect ZERO!

Okay there I go again.

Ah I leave this story with no moral at the end.

It is just a reminder to myself so I do not over talk!

Cos no way I will be on sale eh!

Dear world, can I nag/share/talk/yak/ to you guys instead?

Silence means yes!!

Oh well, thank you world for listening :)

The OverBOARD story.

Tagboards are nice to have.

Especially if you would like to sing me praises.

If not, don't even bother. (not shy!)

There is a valid reason why I choose not to have one. (clever kan)

And why comments only by friends are being moderated?

Try emailing instead, if you are a perfect stranger.

Strangers do become friends =)

Don't we bloggers???

Seriously if you look at it.

The world reads your blog.

Dear world, thank you for listening and putting with my nonsense eh.

For the ultimate reason I love expressing my "clever" mak nenek story to the world!

There are days when I do get carried away.

So when it happens, dear world please ignore me.

Okay, I am getting close to the moral of my mak nenek story.

I was bloghopping like a rabbit one day.

I came across anonymous nicks asking exremely silly questions on tagboards!

I mean really really really silly!!!!

I take my hats off them.

Truly amazing eh!

Some simply went overboard with instigating questions.

What is wrong with you people eh!!

I simply wonder who are these people?

Hey I know for sure, I will not have my question answered.

So I will just wonder.

"Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder WHO you are."

I figure if I can't be that twinkle little star, oh well I least I get to be my own star in an old telly? (I am so full of crap!)

Happy Birthday Rayn!!!!


Daddy & Mummy Loves you :)

The down to earth story?

So despite the fact,

the roads on earth is no longer safe at times.

I am one human, who definitely loves Earth!

And I am here to stay!

Need I repeat myself?

Yes, because Earth is filled with fun loving people.

I met up with the gorgeous witches of Eastwick.(careful they are in Singapore)

You may ask me why I called them the witches??!!

Don't worry they are modern witches, technically they do not cast spells.

They are hot, vain & trendy just like Sabrina the teenage witch.( I am not too sure about the teenage part though!)

They kind of make Rain cry, not all of them, to be exact and I would love to point the finger at, and it will be Farah!

"Rain, I am sure Aunt Farah loves you, she just can't get enough of your tummy and tee tees!" (Farah ---> Mak Jam is aware of what you did last summer to Rain!)

Nonsense aside.

We met up for greens!

Norfa and me almost become a kambing hokay, thanks to Yana who was/is on a diet!

However clever Norfa and me choose pasta instead. It was just substantial for us :P.

World please tell Yana, dieting is unnecessary, especially when Norfa/Zanna is on a food spree! ( ape jer tau Yana, how thin do you want to be?)

So the ladies talk over yummy greens & pastas.

We are all pretty excited for Norfa's baby shower & I am going to miss it!

Sorry Norfa, I was suppose to meet you to pass you the little present I got for you but we were involved in a little accident!

I will see you soon, and Syikin (mana si checher ni eh) too!!!!!

And let's hope for a sunny day to go out.

I am not a big fan of rainy days, cos I have to save my lashes from getting wet!!! (here I go again!)

So enough of the moon.

Now I want to be a twinkle little star.

So that I can meet the shooting stars and make a wish eh! (kenapa tak jadi shooting stars ajerkan! Ish! Tapi tetap star kan.)

Hey its not me making that wish.

It should be Rain hokay,

He will turn 2 this 6th of March.

Rain make that wish, Mummy will go tell the shooting stars what your wish is :)

Turbulent Weather.

Do fasten your seat belt!

"Zanna wants to fly back to the moon as she figures the road on earth is not that safe."