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Boys are equipped with brilliant ways to keep themselves occupied.

Homes with fragile items do be very wary when we come knocking at your door.

As the world knows, I am the incapable mummy whose screaming & yelling seems like the entertaining nursery melodies to little ones.

Even boys do not listen much to me, so I gave up. I simply sit back & relax.

Naughty boys are simply cute. Bad boys are irresistible? My bad, perhaps the world beg to differ. It's a matter of preference.

I prefer my coffee white with skimmed milk, while you may opt for decaf.











(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

Dear world,

The astronaut would love to susun her lovely manicured nails memohon ampun dan maaf jika pernah terbitch or terkasar bahasa. Tak sengaja hokay!!!

Selamat hari raya & thank you for reading my mak nenek/dramatic stories all these years.

(Singing: for all those times you stood by me ~)

To all the stylo mylo people stay orbit cha cha & steady pom pi pi always.

Love from the AL family.


(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

My classic make up pouch is a Sonia Rykiel! It has been with me for ages, reminded me of my "lian"days.

Taking a stroll back to the nineties. I don't believe it, time flies so quickly.

8 more years, I may need reading glasses. Maybe not, by then I will learn to ignore the "fine-prints" & just concentrate on the larger prints!

The imaginary lian blogged about her lian make up pouch.


(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

The astronaut wannabe.

(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

In a hope to look 10 years younger I have decided to have the curtain bangs. Oh lady gaga inspired me.

You see the attempt to look exceptionally young is all that matters.

I may be 32. Oh well, I imagine I am 23. (humming to justin bieber songs.)

Life is too short, I try & make myself happy. Astronaut turns 32. Happy birthday imaginary Alice Chen Aili.

At 32, I rock My world Of imagination!!!


(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

Every year, while others invest on a new arm candy, glamourous outfits. I invest time to clean the entire home.

A.L will spend his time on carpentry stuffs & painting, while I figure out to clear some mess.

Another year of celebration in our very own home, yet another Hari Raya together as a family.

I would say the home is where the heart belongs. I feel blessed.


(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

It's time of the festive season again! We manage to clear our store room.

Plenty of unwanted junks!













Now the store room is more organised.

(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

Even the phone needs a new look!

Dear Mr I, I am still very much in love with you. Words cannot describe my feelings for you.

Oh yah thank you A.L for the upgrade, however this does not serve as an advance birthday gift! If you failed to notice I have hinted to you several times.

Please surprise me. However knowing A.L I am not too hopeful!




(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

Boy meets girl.

(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

It's a quiet Saturday night for me (not exactly with the roaring sound of BPL in the living room).

Since I stay on the 3rd floor I shall dress up & exit via the window.

My disappearance will totally be unnoticed! Mio tv, I so hate you!


(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

Rain berbuka puasa.

(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

The other day we spoke on the phone. I told Rain I will be back on Sunday & promise to take him out.

He replied, "Mummy don't work "fly", mummy, daddy & Rain go out k!"

Awww sweet isn't it ;). Have a great Sunday everyone.


(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

I didn't know the happy meal can bring so much joy & happiness to little children.

Adults may attempt to try.

For some shy adults, you can try to bring some kids along, and order one for yourself too!

We had our happy meal & it was awesome! If you figure your life is simply unhappy, you may consider ordering one :p

It's magical. Try it.








(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

The past few games was awful, luck was not on our side, nevertheless we came to cheer for the bad boy.

These days, the bad boy is clad in tight fitting altered jersey. We jokingly call him "abang body", but honestly well done for staying in shape at 31.

If only, I am keen to participate in his daily workout routine, I will probably produce results!! Fat hope. I'd rather enjoy my tub of ice-cream while watching tv.

Anyway, I am counting days that I am turning 32, hoping for a slimming package as a birthday gift from any slimming centre. They say dreams do come true.

Time really flies. Another birthday, maybe I should hint for my birthday gift virtually.

Simply not shy. Last I checked, my skin is very thick!

But do allow me to figure out what I want.


(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

It's playtime. I seriously do not understand the importance of wearing a helmet at home.

Rain insisted.

Oh well I think he is simply adorable.

My fatty, you simply light up my life!


(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

It's not about how small the fruit is, it's the sweetness that matters.



(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

Made in Japan, some of the sushi are extremely raw. I felt the sushi wriggling in tummy, feeling so much alive! Okay I am kidding!



You can never reject 3 meals in a day, when you are in Japan, you can forget about dieting.

I wil drool for my favourite crepes, chocolate ice-cream, top with whipped cream to make it more sinful plus the yummy slice of banana in it!



There are so many kawaii stuffs to purchase in Japan, the long shopping list will be never ending.

I bought my false lashes (my craze is almost dying) and toiletries, hello kitty stuffs & not forgetting groceries.



I had a fulfilling trip, though short it may be, it's enough to act kawaii for a day.

(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

I don't believe it! How can someone, slightly older than me, who has never experience childbirth calls me "ah girl"? Yah my gender is female, I bet everyone can see that!

I will be lying if I take it as a compliment, I was kind of irritated. I was at the verge of opening my big mouth, but something hold me back. I said to myself, "Hey, I will be acting like a little girl, if I retaliate back!" Petty I was.

(So the little girl/ah girl blogged on her mobile)

Maybe due to my daily cups of Nescafe with collagen, it has restore my youth.

Ladies out there, I am a living example.

(this entry is simply filled with sarcasm!)

I honestly do not understand why the world seems to take the Kiasu attitude to greater heights. Probably higher than the Mount Everest!

I was right infront of the counter when the cashier removed the "counter closed" sign.

A lady saw, so she immediately ran to place her purchases on the counter. She almost drop her items.

Failing to realise my existence was an amazement to me & pretending to ignore me was the best act ever!

They say if you cannot beat them join them, oh well, no thank you. I rather join my usual group of friends for a singing session.

For the fact we are not Kiasu enough, we were told we get an extra hour on a weekday. We didn't know that.



(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

I bought the stroller board for Rain! It's amazing, the boy loves it.


(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

The new shower cap?


(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

The stay on the moon was great but I believe to be back on Earth is even better!









There was a celebration, we planned a surprise! Just a simple surprise can bring tears of joy.

(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

I believe I am the imaginary astronaut.

I found an astronaut in my boy. Oh well everyone has an ambition or dreams.

Hoping that it may come true, one day, some day.




(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

I believe women are born a shopper & if you get too intoxicated by this activity that makes you a shopaholic!

Men find it is hard to digest the happiness we get through shopping.

I flew to the moon, I bought 2 wedges same design & in 2 colours! Problem is I am always in flip flops, will I ever wear them?

Then I bought 2 pants, the tag says "slim fit"! Okay what was I thinking? The legs are not that slim to start with & I just had to buy 2, because the amazing fat legs manage to fit into the "slim fit" pants!

I figure spongbob fits very well in his squarepants, for one obvious reason, he go for pants & the tag reads "Square fit"!

So there is no moral of the story, when it's hard to fit in, I simply squeeze in!

What was I thinking, these days I stop thinking & go through the motion. It's less stressful.


(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

I am torn between the two of them. I am rather fickled & decision making seems like something I am simply not good at!

Honestly, I am very much attracted to the both of them! I am so confused.

The Blackberry or the iPhone?


We were at Singtel the other day, Rain said that, I can only own one mobile phone. I hear voices from someone else!!!

The boys gave up while waiting for me to decide. Thank god, McDonalds created "happy meal". It has succeeded to occupy the waiting agony, however I failed in deciding.

I dreamt of owning both phones, if only dreams really do come true, or just my imagination!

(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

How can you resist a good Nasi Padang in Jakarta!!!

The girlfriends waited for the astronaut to land safely with the intention of adding more carbo in her diet.

The carbo loading was fulfilling, so let's not dwell on how sinful it was!





(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

I should be sleeping, maybe listening to slow/boring/my era music from the iTunes will help ☊

Meanwhile let me blog, I can't imagine a better way to pen down my thoughts. Thank you blogpress you are the best listening ear ever.

I saw an invitation, no offence, it kept me thinking. A.L & partner, has it occur to the person a nicer line will be, A.L & wife?

Seriously no offence, usually after writing 1000 invitations partner will be an easier line.

Food for thought for newly weds, maybe consider a change of line especially if you know the person has a wife or husband?

Oh yah we are not virtually married on Facebook, probably! (*rolled eyes*)

Don't get me wrong, I am not the slightest petty about it. I just want to leave the world thinking.

Okay partner, tonight I am sharing the king size bed with you!


(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

A replacement for my damaged luggage.

The choice is still pink.



(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

When you are into recycling stuffs, I guess maybe you are trying to save the earth.

Recycled words? I assume the vocabulary is based on direct translation. Oh ignore me world. The mood smells foul today.

Bad migraine is awaiting to trigger at any point of time. Maybe I start off with a bad Monday.

When that happens, it feels like wearing a pair of cheap stilettos running the never-ending errands. Your feet hurts & you feel crappy.

If you can't be a trendsetter the least you can achieve is, concentrate on your originality.

Something to ponder upon.



(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

When others make you feel small, you look at the bigger picture in life.



(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

Yesterday my phone was frozen at the apple sign & then it kept on rebooting on its own continuously!

And I thought, it could be the greatest reason why I should get a new phone isn't it?

We had an early day, so I had to leave the iphone in that "kaput" state for awhile.

I felt like leaving out of the house with no make up at all, no maybe worst, I felt like something was missing. A sense of emptiness maybe? Oh my, I am exaggerating!

We came home later in the wee hours, I google through YouTube to find a solution. Apparently my phone has to be in DFU mode & connected to iTunes, restore back to factory settings, sync & back up!

At the end of the ordeal, I felt like a student graduated from the university! See how drama can I get!

The phone is well now, the astronaut will strike a pose can?!



Singing... "how can I live without you~ I want to know" (it refers to the iPhone eh)

(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged on her mobile)

From Jalan besar to Jalan Sultan, we watched England qualify to the next round.

Earlier in the evening I took a cab, here is our conversation.

Me: "Uncle Jalan besar stadium please."

Uncle Cab: "Which way Amoi"

Me: "Any way lah Uncle, as long don't go by Orchard Road!"

Uncle Cab: "Aiyah Amoi lu takut banjir hor, wa pun takut!"
(you scared of flood isit, me too)

Anyway, when it happened, I was on the moon. It came to me as a great surprise upon reading the news! Who will figure that?!

Maybe, shopping centres should keep some spare adult & infant lifevest just in case for flooding days?

Just a silly suggestion.











(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged from her mobile)

A great way to mess up the house. Pretty amazing huh, but if only, I have the same privilege to do so like you Rain, will it be nice!

So if I am the culprit who is usually responsible for turning the house upside down, I bet we do share something in common








The only difference is, Rain, you get way with that little cute face of yours! Well I don't! I figure it's so unfair!!

(ape, tak cute ker I *faints*)

So the world can figure out, the not so cute one has to clear the mess. Perfect isn't it!!

Oh well, can somebody pass me my magic broom please?!!

(the imaginary ah lian/astronaut blogged from her mobile)

The astronaut has completed her mission to the moon.

It's time to head back to Earth. I hope the weather is good in Singapore.

(keluar kene bawak boyah tak?)

Hope it does not flood when I get back :p